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A Tattoo Joke!

A man was brought into the hospital after a severe car accident.  Word soon got around the hospital that the man had his name "Joe" tattooed on his penis. All the nurses were having a good laugh at this until one day a nurse who was attending "Joe" came into the break room with her eyes wide.  The other nurses asked her what had happened.  She said, "I was giving "Joe" a sponge bath when he became excited and started to enlarge."  "So what's the big deal?  We've all seen that before," said one of the other nurses.  The first nurse replied, "Yeah, but when he was fully erect his tattoo didn't say Joe.  It said, 'Eat at Joe's Bar & Grill, Talahassee Florida.' "



Another Tattoo Joke!

A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis.

The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said, "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the list.  Why in the heck would you want me to tattoo your penis with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?"

The trader, in his usual fashion, looked at the burly artist and told him this account. "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately."



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